Kein Scherz ohne Schmerz

Mooj: Andy, don't let them bother you. It's ok not to have sex. Not everybody's a pussy magnet. You are, ah... What are you, 25?

Andy: I'm 40.

Mooj: Holy shit man, you gotta get on that... Life isn't about sex. Life is about children and passion... and spirit!

Andy: Yeah, life's about passion.

Mooj: It's not about fucking and balls and pussy. It's about love.

Andy: {sighs}

Mooj: It's about people. It's about connection.

Andy: (nodding) It's all about connections.

Mooj: It's not about tossing salad. It's not about cock and ass and tits.

Andy: (uncomfortable) Hm-hmm.

Mooj: And butthole pleasures.

Andy: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.

Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide... and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace... or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.

Andy: (scared) Ok... I, y'know- double... pussies and...

Mooj: Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuckhouse, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging-

Andy: Mooj, just please stop.